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Friday, March 21, 2008

No beds...Really?


I took a little blogging sabbatical to save some energy for the new baby, the Porter birthday run (4 in 30 days) and our new house (more on this later). Which leads me to the next announcement......No Baby Yet :-(. Britney was scheduled to be induced on Thursday (her Mom is here and waiting), but there has not been a bed open at the hospital? Where am I living, downtown Manhattan after 9/11? Nope. Downtown Baghdad after 'Shock and Awe? Nope. Pearl Harbor after the Japanes got done with it? Nope. BELLEVUE WASHINGTON. Why are there no friggin hospital beds? I am convinced it's because there is a whole labor and delivery ward full of early 40 somethings having their first baby thinking braxton hicks contractions are the real thing. I got news for you ladies, you got plenty of time for another double tall and a mannie and pettie so GET OUT OF THE BED. We are professionals to the point where I am guaranteeing the nurses that we can be out of labor and delivery in under 4hours. Sighhh. Here is a beautiful picture of Britney on Thursday when we were getting ready for the hospital. Hopefully the big announcement will come tomorrow.

3 Comments:

  • Good luck Porters! Hopefully one of those 40 somethings will be sent home! Can't wait to see pictures of the new one!

    By the way, your showing your ignorant manly ways cause you spelled mani/pedi wrong. Get it right! Those are two very important things in a womans life! :)

    By Blogger Chantal, at 9:00 PM  

  • So you giving birth to the Messiah or something?
    That must have been totally frustrating to be ready to go, and then be turned away. Hopefully you're in the hospital at this very moment. Good luck!

    By Blogger Teresa, at 9:59 AM  

  • You are hilarious! Best of luck with the baby.

    By Blogger Mindy Hales, at 10:07 AM  

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