Update on my pursuit of 'The holy grail"

I need to put the vampire book saga to rest. Here is what I've determined.

1. Girls are in love with the idea of being in love.
2. If I could bottle the mysterious feelings associated with 'falling in love' I would be a gazillionaire.
3. It really isn't what the Vampire or the Wolf are doing so to speak, but rather the situation that is what makes the ladies so giddy. I'm not saying that if they replaced the Wolf with Richard Simmons it would have the same effect (the characters definetly do matter), but the attraction is definetly to the situation.
4. The challenge to all us married folk is to somehow, someway, bring back the days of being in Jr. High and having a serious crush that actually goes somewhere (vs. mine which never went anywhere :-(

I have to say I really felt like Stephanie Meyer may have subtley exposed some law of nature that had yet to be revealed, but in reality she just tapped into being 15 all over again.